do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
what if neighborhoods were organized by music genre
I’d probably have a lot more friends
“You never fucking taught me this shit”
A novel written by every student ever.
And the sequel
“you said this bullshit wasn’t on the test.”
1) sob story
2) sing adele
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"